LET ME SLEEP!!!

Dear BOOMER,

Don't you know how to let a person get some peace and quiet when they sleep. It is not appreciated when you decide its wakie wakie time at 5:30 AM!! I do not like that you have to meow at the door for 15+ minutes, attempting to wake me up so you can get downstairs and get fed. I realize you are hungry. Eat the food in the bedroom! I also don't like it that after you wake me up, I have to hide my legs under the comforters because you are trying to eat me legs and attack me. If even any of my body parts are out of the covers, you will latch on and bite and claw me. The only way for me to get you off is if I shake my leg/arm furiously and send you flying.Boomer, I would just like to let you know you are 5.4 pounds of PURE evil.You zoom around my bed. Jumping on my head, and then running around me and back again. I do not appreciate the zoominess and the bouning. Please shut up for 30 minutes. Please stop playing for 30 minutes. PLEASE

Signed,

Your dear and loving, yet annoyed owner.

Also, I have attached a picture. So, I can show you the kind of cat I want you to be.

^^notice the title of the picture "Wishful Thinking"

Also, I do NOT LIKE IT when you think my mouse, IS a mouse. IT IS NOT A REAL MOUSE. OK!